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Udderly Gorgeous

Kim Kardashian, Tyra Banks, Elle Macpherson… cow?

Hear me out, cows are the next beauty influencers, hands down, no questions asked. If you spent a day at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, you’d agree with me too. From their well-kept nails, to their shiny spotless coats, these cows have set the bar high for beauty standards and I want in. After a bit of research, here are my findings.

1. Oil – Just a little bit on the ends of your hair, you’ll be shinning. I will warn you, there’s a fine line between Pantene model and Dagwood Dog.

2. Keep your nails fresh – Cows are blessed to be incapable of bitting their nails, or hooves…? If you can keep your nails healthy and clean – you’ll turn all those heifer heads.

3. Brush your hair… A LOT- This one seems obvious but once in the morning is not cutting it anymore. Bring a brush with you everywhere and brush your hair constantly – it’s a great way to let people know that you’re not vain.

With these times and any luck, you’ll be sashaying your say down all the cattle runs in no time.



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